No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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