i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
