hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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