So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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