he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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