i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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