I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
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