it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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