Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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