i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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