i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I deserve to be covered in dicks
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
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