Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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