Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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