I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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