Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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