Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I have already put on my inside pants.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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