btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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