I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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