you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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