dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
babies were throwing up all over the place
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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