therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
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