he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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