I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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