Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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