therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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