haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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