I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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