the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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