Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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