Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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