Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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