put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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