I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
