He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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