just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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