GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
Randomize
