she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
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