OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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