Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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