i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
