It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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