Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
You're earring is so big in my mouth
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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