fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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