Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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