just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I understand Curling. That high.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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