Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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