Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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