even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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