You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
and you fell through a lawn chair
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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