I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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