The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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