it hurts more in the daytime
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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