I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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