Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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