You made me cry and you don't even care
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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